Curled Once About The House And Fell Asleep

Old as time. Nearly 30 and everything.Likes Endeavour, Elementary, Inspector George Gently, uncool tv shows, dogs, Lewis, Ray Donovan, cats, homoerotica, the libertines, 8 out of 10 cats, cheese, Virginia Woolf.

MA in English Literature, grammar fan, coeliac, chronically ill with fatigue/headaches. Not into superwholock or any of that shiz. Soz.

I'm not a sailor, I'm the captain